Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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