I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
How naked do you want me to be?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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