In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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