I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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