i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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