doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
