i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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