We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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