you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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