it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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