she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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