I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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