break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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