Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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