Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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