Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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