Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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