to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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