So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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