So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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