Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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