Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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