I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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