We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
whose ass print is on the piano?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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