their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have demons in me.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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