idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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