Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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