Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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