apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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