my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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