And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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