All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
