What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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