just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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