butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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