She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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