just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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