yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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