I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Randomize
