Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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