Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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