My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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