The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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