That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
