I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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