Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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