What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
