I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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