As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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