That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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