If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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