My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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