What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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