would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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