she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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